MY ATTITUDE AFTER 2 AM

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THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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WHAT THE FUCK


llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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bobbyhorin:

u make my 

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breakfastburritoe:

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breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not



  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

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bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

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thissongsacurse:

This is how I imagine genderfluid people

This is exactly how genderfluid people work.


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amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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