200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings
i’m just not a “waking up person”
bless this post
when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time.
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
I think it’s a real douchebag move to prank 5 year olds with screamer pop-out games. Like come on. They are going to be left with psychological scars and will probably never trust you again.
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about