pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via a-treacherous-state-of-grace)


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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via a-treacherous-state-of-grace)


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l-o-v-e-l-a-u-g-h-s-m-i-l-e:

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

bless this post

(Source: wxnkstain, via iliketosqueak)


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major-leaque:

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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sixpenceee:

I think it’s a real douchebag move to prank 5 year olds with screamer pop-out games. Like come on. They are going to be left with psychological scars and will probably never trust you again. 

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via that-weird-girl-lauren)


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supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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theclearlydope:

Well … very well.